Stuff Clare Says...

Clare: Coming from a girl who bleeds once a month, the fact that you don’t change your sheets after you c** is gross.

— Bus


Clare: Oh, so she can talk about a hot teacher and I can’t?

— Maryssa’s


Clare: I have a puffer….you know a puffffer. That you puff.

— Art Room 


Clare: When I got up to your house there were all these other people - and I knew it wasn’t Sara, so I didn’t want to go in.
Maryssa: Oh my god Clare your so awkward.
Clare: So then I told my mum to circle round the block, I was like “CIRCLE BACK! CIRCLE BACK!” and she did because she knew if she didn’t I would have a panic attack and die.
Maryssa/Sara: hahahaha
Clare: But when I got to the door, people were still there, and the boys were like “who’s that?” It was so embarrassing.

— Maryssa’s


Correct me if I’m wrong but it went a little something like this…
Clare: Oh Danny….
Sara/Maryssa: Clare, just eat the cupcake.
Clare: I don’t want to eat it.

I’d let Danny eat me though. If you know what I mean.

Sara/Maryssa: sgxhishglis…CLARE!
Clare: Aw I feel to guilty now - I gotta pray.

— Maryssa’s